Zdrastvuitye!
Lots of fun and strange things have happened this week! I love Russia so much! I'm so grateful to be here at the time that I am.
The food here in Russia is my addiction... I literally cannot get enough of it. Sister Johnson is going to make me so fat, but I'm not even ashamed. First of all... my most favorite candy. The candy here is legit in general, but there's this one candy that is sent from above. It's called добрянка and it is heavenly. Imagine a huge glob of Nutella surrounded by a crunchy wafer cocoon, all covered in a thick layer of chocolate. Salivation! Seriously so good. I ate six of them in one day. Not good... but it tastes good. Another of my favorite foods is called шаурма. Sooooooo goood! It's basically like a Russian gyro. They take a Russian tortilla and fill it with a little bit of mayo, some raw carrot strips, cabbage, cucumbers, tomatoes, a meat of questionable origin, and top it off with a delicious tomato sauce. Really simple, really amazing. I've heard many rumors of what the meat actually is. Most recently I heard that it is dog... but it seriously tastes so good, that myth will not deter me!
Oh, the weather. What to even say about it... It is REAL cold here. Like... really cold. Like... it's snowed every single day this week and we've had to break out the sleeping bag coats. It's cold. People spit loogies on the ground all the time from chewing tobacco and smoking and it literally freezes in like .5 seconds. Kinda fun to watch. The other day it was snowing SO hard and I was just wearing a headband thing... yeah... my hair froze. You probably could have served iced beverages to everyone on the block with the amount of frozen water that accumulated on my head. Sister Johnson and I had to run to the store during the snow storm and I felt so bad because the snow hill on my head was melting everywhere. I left a stream of water behind me. Oober embarrassing... lots of weird looks. It's cool though.
There's a lot of crazy people in Russia, but I love them. I get a lot of weird looks because of the way that I talk... especially when I accidentally say "как вы прожёвываете?" (How you chew well?) instead of "как вы поживаете?" (how are you?)... You'd be surprised how many times this has happened. Love it.Oh yeah... During one of our lessons the other day, this random lady busted in the family's front door with a little box of unprescribed medicine and begged us to give her a shot. She didn't leave for a solid 10 minutes and it was the craziest thing. The family that we were teaching hardly even knew her... they called her the "weird neighbor." They ended up calling an ambulance for her and made her leave. Great fun. Totally ruined the spirit of the meeting... but it was still good.
Oh yeah... we have a less active member in our branch named Andrei. He's a character fo' sho. He's about 25 years old, sells dream catchers for a living, and he thinks he's a witch doctor. Legit. Anyways, nobody teaches him the lessons in his apartment anymore because the spirit does not reside there. He has a bunch of demonic-looking stuff hanging up everywhere and his necklaces were pretty satanic looking. The lesson that we had with him wasn't terrible... but it could have gone lots better. We taught Andrei about General Conference and Joseph Smith. When we got to the topic of Joseph Smith, we asked him how he knew that Joseph Smith was a prophet. Andrei was baptized in 2000, so he knew at some point that all of this was true. He then went on about how he prayed to God to know that Joseph was a prophet and God took him back in time to see the first vision happen in person. On a later subject, he talked about how he's been to the spirit world and how he's seen spirit paradise and prison. Let's just say things got a little bit weird. Thankfully the spirit was able to come back after that and he agreed to read The Testimony of Joseph Smith and pray about. Very strange... very spiritual-ish? He came to church on Sunday and that was a train wreck and a half. Not even going to talk about that. He's fine, but the faith of all of the members is a bit shaken up.
Also, a hardcore baptist invited us to come over and we literally just stood there for 20 minutes while she tried to explain why our religion is wrong. Let's just say she wasn't a huge fan of our faith. Not really sure why she wanted us to come over in the first place. She was like 90 years old and knew the Bible backwards and forwards, so we didn't have much to contribute. To make matters even better, her friend came over and they both went at it. All we could do was bear our testimonies and give them a copy of The Living Christ since they basically spat upon everything else we offered. It was an interesting experience for sure. It's okay though. God loves them and so do we.
Now that I think about it... we've had lots of crazy lessons this week. We have an investigator named Kiera and she is basically the definition of a drama queen. We love her to death, but she can be a handful sometimes. She's 17 years old, was literally about to walk into the waters of baptism (not even joking... she was in the baptismal suit), and found out that her brother died minutes before she was supposed to be baptized. Kiera's kind of fallen away since then. Most recently she eloped with this guy of whom she brought to the lesson that we had with her. It was really hard to get the two of them to concentrate because they were distracting each other (to put it lightly), but she eventually made him leave and we were able to give a powerful lesson. She told us that she still has a desire to be baptized, so she's not as far gone as we thought.
The Relief Society had a super fun activity this week that we were able to go to because all of the Senior Missionary Sisters from our area came, so we had to translate for them. They planned a cute little tea party! Well... I guess it wasn't little. There was enough food to feed the entire ward. I can now say that I've eaten caviar. We ate lots of блины with fish eggs in it and there were about 6 different kinds of pies and cakes. So good! At the activity we almost burned down the church building. No joke. Since it was a special occasion, it was unanimously decided that the tea was going to be heated with a tradition "tea pot" called a сама вар. This thing's legit. You pour the tea into a big cavity in the pot and literally light a fire inside of a tube to heat it up. Heaven knows why, but for some reason it was decided that the closed balcony with a tiny ventilation window would be the best location to light a fire in the building. Let's just say people still smelled like smoke after leaving sacrament meeting the following day.
Lots of fun things have happened with our apartment this week. First of all... our air conditioner broke at like 5 o'clock in the morning one day. I don't know why Sister Johnson had it on in the winter, but she did. Anyways, she turned it on when it had been snowing outside and it started making dripping noises. We thought it was like an animal or something because of how quiet it was. Then the AC full-on started dumping water onto Sister Johnson's bed. Seriously so funny. It stopped water falling when we turned it off but it was making horrible crackling noises for the rest of the night. So great. Also, all of the lights in our apartment except for two tiny ones decided to go out. it was the strangest thing. When the landlord came to look at the lights, he got all mad because apparently we're not supposed to have the AC on in the winter... probs broke it forever.
Anyways, those are my adventures from this week! There has been a rumor going around that as of Thursday, we won't be able to wear our tags anymore. I don't know if this is true or anything, but it's just a heads up. I hope you are all doing well! Thank you for all of your love and support!
Do Svidanya!
Love,
Cectpa Megan Wagstaff